Science+Jokes

=** S c i e n c e Jokes  **= = = =** HELLO PEOPLE I'M WILLIE AND I'M IN CHARGE OF S C I E N C E JOKES  **=
 * Q: What do astronauts do when they get angry?**
 * A: Blast off!**


 * Q: What does the universe have in common with a candy store?**
 * A: A Milky Way**

**Q:** ** What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident? ** **A:** **Tyrannosaurus wrecks**


 * Q: What do planets read?**
 * A: Comet books**


 * Q: Why did the scientist disconnect his doorbell?**
 * A: He wanted to win the Nobel (no-bell) Prize.**


 * Q: What goes in cars but comes out of people?**
 * A: Gas!**


 * Q: What travels faster heat or cold?**
 * A: Heat since you can catch a cold?**


 * Q: What did the Oxygen say to the Hydrogen twins?**
 * A: Water you doing here?**


 * Q: Why did the robot eat a lightbulb? **
 * A: Because he was in need of a light snack. **


 * Q: If a bear in Yellowstone and a bear in Alaska fall into the water, which would dissolve first?**
 * A: The Alaska bear because it is polar.**


 * Q: When do astronauts eat their lunch? **
 * A: At launch time **

Q: ** What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? ** A: ** A KNiFe **


 * Knock Knock Joke **
 * Knock Knock **
 * who's there? **
 * Hurricane[[image:laughing_seal.jpg width="270" height="186" align="right"]] **
 * Hurricane who? **
 * Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm? **


 * Knock Knock **
 * who's there? **** Colin! **
 * Colin who? **
 * Colin the doctor, I feel ill! **


 * Teacher a n d Student Jokes **
 * Teacher : What is the formula for water? **
 * Student: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O **
 * Teacher: That's not what I taught you **
 * Student: But you said the formula for water was... H to O. **


 * Teacher : What is the definition of a protein?**
 * Student : A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids.**


 * If H-two-O is the formula for water what is the formula for ice? H-two-O-CUBED**


 * In a scientific experiment, anything that can go wrong will go wrong**


 * [[image:That_moment_when_you_forget_how_to_gravity......gif width="196" height="152"]] That moment when you forgot how to gravity**